So, because this is technically a late post, and because I have to be up at the beautiful time of 4:30 am tomorrow I am going to post some jokes, which I promised to do the other week. Two are a tad rude, but they made me laugh, and to any blond(e)s reading this, I am a blonde so I'm not trying to insult y'all.
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* A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
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Also, and on a completely different note, I've been interviewed by Julie over at Julie's Book Review where there is a fab rafflecopter giveaway going on. Lot's of goodies to win including a PDF copy of my erotic thriller, "Creak," plus I'm giving away a swag pack. Interested in winning? Just hop on over and leave an entry.
"Creak" was also awarded 4 stars. . . "Melt the pages erotica and then totally creepy and leaves you wanting your mommy, horror for the thriller."
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* All jokes were found, laughed at, and borrowed from - http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/